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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
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Schizophrenia:
" Do You Hear What I Hear?" |
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Multiple Personality Disorder:
" We Three Queens Disoriented Are" |
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Dementia:
" I Think I'll be Home for Christmas" |
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Amnesia:
"I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas" |
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Narcissism:
" Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me" |
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Mania:
" Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...." |
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Paranoia:
" Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me" |
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Borderline Personality
Disorder: " Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire" |
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Personality Disorder:
" You Better Watch Out, 'Cause I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll
Tell You Why" |
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Obsessive- Compulsive Disorder:
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells...." |
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Agoraphobia:
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House" |
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Autism:
"Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock..." |
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Senile
Dementia: "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from
My House in My Slippers and Robe" |
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Oppositional
Defiant Disorder: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
So I Burned Down the House" |
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Social
Anxiety Disorder: "Have Yourself a Merry Little
Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate" |
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Attention
Deficit Disorder: "Silent Night Holy...Oooh, look at
the froggy! Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?" |
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